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Background. Medical science has come a long way in the last 119 years. A woman giving birth in 1900 would be twice as likely to die in childbirth if she went to a hospital to give birth instead of giving birth at home. Progress has been made by scientific testing of what works and what doesn’t work. |
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Set up. In my lifetime there have been many new diseases that have suddenly appeared. It takes medical science years of testing to develop cures and preventative measures. (Examples: AIDs, Avian flu, Ebola.) |
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Ask for a volunteer who is a good speller. The good speller stands at the whiteboard and records much of what is said below. |
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Ask for hands for a favorite color. |
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Ask for hands for an animal name. |
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Announce that everyone in the audience has the (color, animal) disease. |
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Ask for hands for what body part swells up when you get that disease. |
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Ask for hands for what percent of the time the (color, animal) disease is fatal. (Must be over 50%.) |
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Pick an audience member who makes good sound effects. He or she demonstrates the sound you make when you die of the (color, animal) disease. |
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Ask for a volunteer to be a doctor. This volunteer puts on the labcoat, and gets one candy packet (the medicine). He or she has come up with a cure for (color, animal) disease. Interview the doctor about their cure. (How much does it cost? Does insurance cover the cost? Any side effects? Does the cure work?) |
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Ask a second volunteer to be a second doctor and go through the steps above, except this “doctor” is given the other color candy packet. |
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Reiterate that medical science takes time to develop a cure. Ask the audience to vote for which cure they are going to try—which doctor they are going to trust. |
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Explain that we won’t know which cure works until the medical establishment is finished testing (until the FUTURE.) Ask for a volunteer who can see into the future. |
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Do a drum roll. The person who can see into the future picks one of the colors out of the envelope that says FUTURE. This is the cure that works. |
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Sound effects: A kid can demo the sound effect of dying of the (color, animal) disease again. |
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